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JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year dick clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I fucking knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after assembling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


NECROPHILIA - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one


TAGS: dead funny mummy dark sick ew obama
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - January 30, 2009, 12:01 am
Work on your ventriliquism skills and they'll say whatever you want.
murderblade - January 7, 2009, 5:07 am
the good thing about them is they never say no.


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


REDNECK EWOKS - Just not the same


TAGS: ewoks
Rating: 1.49/5

More motifakes by brobostos

Fallout: 3 - May 8, 2009, 2:09 am
It's Megaton IRL
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 7:37 am
http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp
Troy - June 17, 2008, 11:45 pm
STEREOTYPING, Really a stage in Europe for outdoor plays.


FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


PEW - Pew Pew Pew


TAGS: pew
Rating: 4.89/5

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motilover - December 28, 2012, 5:03 am
this made me LMFAO!
pickleviper - October 20, 2012, 8:49 am
Number Five?
Zetmonk - January 4, 2012, 6:07 am
Mwahaa! Awesome!
spacedog - July 9, 2010, 7:37 pm
LOLLLL


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


JOB INTERVIEW -




SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!




STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




MARINES -


TAGS: the few the proud
Rating: 4.64/5

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Kazon68 - June 20, 2011, 10:08 pm
Ooh-Rah!! Well said!


Heart of Rock & Roll -


TAGS: rock roll concert fans huey lewis lyric
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:50 am
A young Stephen Hawking? I didn't know he like Rock and Roll.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 24, 2013, 1:57 pm
Wow, this is proof that Rock And Roll is good music with good fans.
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 11:11 pm
Thanks!
Silverheart - September 14, 2013, 6:57 pm

Huey Lewis and the News are highly underrated. Great poster, Bobb!


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER GAY EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


JEWS - no one cares about them...


TAGS: jews hitler
Rating: 3.26/5

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Kingy - December 23, 2010, 12:52 am
Lol, that is just horrible, but epic.
Lawlgiver - March 21, 2009, 12:11 pm
xD Retard > Jesus
Devildog - October 1, 2008, 10:08 pm
The Motifake sucks, but the original text is funny as shit.


REVENGE -




CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...




JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


2015 -




SIR PATRICK STEWART - The Knighting of Sir Patrick Stewart was done the only way it COULD be done. Qapla'!!


TAGS: patrick stewart
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:37 pm
Ha! Oh if only her bony little wrists were strong enough to make this photo real! ^_^
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm
YAY!


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
true.
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm

Now this is funny


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja bitch
Rating: 2.79/5


ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


THINKING -


TAGS: think few engage
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 7:08 am
You should post this on Philosphy Wall too..


VEGAN WITCHES BREW - Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce ...


TAGS: vegan witches brew
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

the1stCOMMI3 - October 9, 2011, 10:43 pm
aaaaand vóila! Mashed potatoe5!!!


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


TRULY AMERICAN FARE -


TAGS: possum stew recipe
Rating: 4/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:35 pm
Oopsie! Opossums are American. Possums are Australian. Is that half (a pound) of warthog? Anyway, five lions.


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


CAPITALISM - at its finest




PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

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barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




WHERE'S THE FOX HOLE -


TAGS: war tank pewpew
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:12 am
Khik, khik-a-khik-aaaah!
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:10 am
Blimp-blimp-blimp, blimp-blimp-blimp-blimp!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:02 pm
I find it odd that the tank is "Lucky Legs II" ... I imagine that the original wasn't so lucky?
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 7:46 am
Friggin' once again I find myself laughing aloud. Nicely done, Air!
Djake - July 27, 2012, 4:41 am
"It is well that War is so Terrible...Lest we should grow too fond of it" Gen. Robert E. Lee
Rebellion777 - July 19, 2012, 12:58 pm
*who first said...sorry
Rebellion777 - July 19, 2012, 12:57 pm
http://www.trivia-library.com/b/origins-of-sayings-war-is-hell.htm according to this it was William T. Sherman...so that first said "War is Hell."
Bodnari - January 12, 2012, 1:51 pm
John Wayne also died in The Shepherd of the Hills. (Don't recall who killed him though, and that was back when he wasn't yet a "star.")
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:27 am
But Dern's distinction as the only known character to have killed Wayne only lasted until The Shootist was made 4 years later. The Duke was shot in the back and killed by the bartender at the end of the movie. Ron "Opie" Howard then kills the bartender.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:11 am
He died in The Cowboys as well. Bruce Dern, who killed Wayne in The Cowboys, liked to say that he played the only known character to ever kill the Duke in a movie. In Sands of Iwo Jima his killer is unknown.
Airman - December 12, 2011, 11:05 am
it was John Wayne in Sands of Iwo Jima.. the only movie where he dies
Verdeckt - December 12, 2011, 2:09 am
Yeah I'd heard it before too. I thought it was Python but Google tells me it was David Brenner.
dbeatham - December 11, 2011, 11:43 pm
what was that from? I know Ive seen it somewhere
forseti - December 10, 2011, 7:29 pm
great one! 5 lions truly from the heart!


LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




1-2-3 - that's how elementary it's gonna be


TAGS: len barry new hobby
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - October 23, 2012, 6:42 am
lol..yeah


HERO'S -


TAGS: cute kids hero reward
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - March 11, 2012, 9:14 am
This, here, is good. . . really very good. . .


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


JEWS - Haha... Jews.


TAGS: jews jewish jew
Rating: 2.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:15 am
4L. Image quality needs improvement: try reducing the size of each image, then load together onto the white background (less pixelation, improved size). Then again, this would make a good door poster ;)
Emily - November 2, 2008, 6:59 am
That is freaking hilarious!
Barbrady - June 9, 2008, 8:39 am
Best motifake i've ever a look at


IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal


TAGS: new york large soda ban
Rating: 4.47/5

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ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.


My Lord... -




UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


PROCRASTINATION - it's an art form


TAGS: caveman homework
Rating: 4.59/5

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caveman - October 30, 2011, 1:00 am
uni life, it really is an artform
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:14 am
My night exactly, except replace Twitter with Netflix.
axe11154 - October 20, 2011, 11:00 am
Tomarrow? dont you mean um what would you mean if its already the next day?


ONE MORE CHUCKLE -


TAGS: scoffers beware
Rating: 4.54/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:33 pm
Too Late! D:


THE DREAMS -




HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm

I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...




MEDIA -


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

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gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!


EDUCATION - It's important




hajj stampede -




EVEN SLENDERMAN - Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.


TAGS: slenderman expressions kristen stewart
Rating: 4.25/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 1:53 pm
Funny! And I don't even know who Slenderman or Kristen Stewart are!


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing cleavage poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut butter!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..




MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew




CONFESSION ABOUT A MIRACLE -




VACUUM CLEANER - Want to play vacuum cleaner? You suck and I'll make the noise.




UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
spelling?


ISOLATION -


TAGS: fear bravery consequence reward trouble
Rating: 4.85/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:42 pm
Ahhhhh.... the lovely sound of aluminum crashing through the window, bouncing a few times, and BOOM (w/flash) followed by silence/blindness and confusion... one of the greatest highs! (forgot to mention being roughed up by masked men...LOL)


WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.




ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: ignorance point of view la la la la
Rating: 3.08/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
I'd say in 1980, when Pat Robertson tried to run for President. And he thought the "You're all going to H3LL!!!!" platform would bring in the votes.


SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!


TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

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aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, stupid hobbit that steals jewelry, the other is Gollum.


TAGS: lindsay lohan jewelry thief gollum
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:38 am
Must be some kinda alumni weekend……… Nice one Mustyk


LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.


TAGS: libert justice celebrate new york
Rating: 4.13/5

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Krissie - June 28, 2011, 2:24 am
Favorited...as well as a vote for the t-shirt. Marriage SHOULD be for EVERYONE! 5l'S...PERFECT!


CATHERINE THE GREAT -


TAGS: queen day catherine was a reputed horsewoman till the block and tackle broke
Rating: 3.69/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2011, 8:59 pm
So if I have this right... This poster, the comments on it, AND smalltownguy's avatar are no longer allowed?
smalltownguy - March 29, 2011, 11:31 am
She actually had harness rigs to keep the horse on its back and to lower herself onto it. She rode horses. If she were to let the horse ride her, something would have been poking into her lungs.
Zed - January 5, 2010, 11:00 pm
Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -




SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


TONY STEWART - Just when u thoght it couldn't get uglier, He came along




REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my damn anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS -


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
*so-ciety
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.


THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


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